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Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows.
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You can’t get much done in life if you only work on days when you feel good. Jerry West (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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artisanos-de-michoacan:

Maestro Alvaro de la Cruz, calaveras y catrinas, Colonia Guadalupe, Calle Dr. Miguel Silva 328, Capula, Michoacan, Mexico

cel. 443 161 3795

delacruzcatrinas@ hotmail.com

Photography © Florence Leyret Jeune

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a-rschlochs:

Me: I’m gonna shave my head
Them: no don’t do that it’s not a good look
Me: thats the point
Them: you’ll never get a boyfriend
Me: good
Them: *showers down with disapproval*

SHAVE YOUR FUCKIN HEAD

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

thewolstenbeast:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

this goes for names as well

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Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me. J. K. Rowling   (via masturbationdestination)

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ryansallans:

The anxiety that parents of gender creative kids may experience, isn’t because of their child, it is because of the way society treats their child. This story is one example. The sad thing is, for the children/classmates at the party, as they grow older they may also be influenced by their parents (or the adults) judgment. The wonderful thing is, we have stories like this and parents like Chester’s continue to be open, these images and words provides support for others. 

They can’t be that great parents. They named the poor kid “Chester.” #genderneutrality #ally #getoverit #itisaspectrumstupid

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